Well it started when we all took a trip, Mark, Ramon, Sarah, Frankie, and I. This trip was fuckin random, I think Ramon had to go see his family somewhere. Anyways, this place looked like it was full of frats and sorority's. Well we're just walking and someone throws a waterballoon at us as a prank, and knowing we have a guide taking us around this place he could have died, haha. The guy who threw it had blades on and just jetted. Well out of no where, Mark rips open the fence and has a rug out of no where like in fight club when they're hoping over the fence with barb wire, haha. Well Mark went over the fence with barb wire and he had a little rioting colt with him, then he bring them back to our side and starts making mayhem all over the place, haha. And when this started out, it was night, when Mark brought his whole click it was sunny out of no where, haha. Well moving on, Sarah was yelling at Mark saying "FUCKIN DUMBASS! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Mark just flips her off, hahaha. Well Mark somehow opens the trunk to a rented car we got, and Rudy came out of no where saying, "DONT TAKE OUT THE SPEAKERS!" So mark ended up breaking his piggy bank instead, which he bought at some local store. haha. Well all that shit was done, and Mark was chillen to a group of foreign girls, they speak english of course. Well these girls were saying what type of person Mark was, and I was laughing. When they heard me speak they said I was the type of dude that doesnt give a fuck, hahaha. Nice observation ladies! haha. After that, some girl was staring at me, i didnt really care so I just left. I turned and Ramon was walking with his little brother on him as he was asleep (Omar, dont get it twisted!) haha. Ramon was all dressed up saying we have to meet with family, I turned to see where was everyone else, and they were all ready and shit when I still havent showered. I looked at Sarah and told her she didnt look like a hippie who smells like Mayo and that she actually looked good, haha. That sounded really mean, im a dick in my dreams, haha. Mark was all swagged up and I was like, "Sorry boss" haha. Frankie looked the same cause he didnt bring anything but the shit on his back, haha. So I go to take a shower, im already fuckin nude about to go in, and that same girl that was giving me the eye came in the door nude too, I was like WTF!? Apparently she was staying in the same hotel we were and she was my neighbor, haha. Well there was only one public restroom, so she walked in there and I told her that we could shower together to save time. She agreed, so I go in there with my shirt on and the water hit me (actually felt real) then she started kissing me, and I look up and theres fuckin 3 more girls. Same girls that were telling Mark what kind of guy he was. As all of this is going on, some dude is right behind me bucking the same girl that's making out with me, and she's pressed up against me. I tell that little fucker that theres two 3 more girls and to go choose. He does that, as I'm bucking that one girl, the nerd decides which one he wants, haha. After that, that girl who i'm bucking, well her parent step in the door. She doesnt quit until they open the shower curtain. haha.
Then the phone rang and woke me up. haha, Random. I know. haha
